Repeat after me kids:
A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important.
I straight up had a girl tell me that once she’s in a relationship she doesn’t need to spend time with her friends anymore because they only serve as a social lubricant which she doesn’t need if she has a BF.
I told her that she sounded like a sociopath.
Seems like a good time to remind everyone of that time Vulture went to Chris Pratt for tips on how to gain a lot of weight
My friends trying to motivate me into productivity
Me this morning.
This Ebola outbreak has racked up over 1,600 infections and killed more than 700 people. African people. Two white Americans contracted the disease, and after more than a week of deterioration, a dose of a miracle drug caused improvements within the hour.
This headline from the Onion feels oddly on point now doesn’t it?
You think you know where I’m going with this, but just hold tight.